Become a Platinum Member today for just $99.99/year! As a Platinum Member you receive the following benefits:
Your choice of THREE (3) official NATAPROBU swag items! Swag item choices at the Platinum Membership level are as follows (click on an item to learn more, but select the items you want on this page to the right):
- Official NATAPROBU T-Shirt
- Official NATAPROBU Cork Coaster
- Official NATAPROBU Golf Ball
- Official NATAPROBU Shot Glass
- Official NATAPROBU Round Car Magnet
- Official NATAPROBU Wall Clock
- Official NATAPROBU Canvas Pillow
- Official NATAPROBU Trucker Hat
Your very own NATAPROBU BULOG (translation: "blog") and have it listed on our nataproBULOGS page! Yes, as a Platinum Member you can spout off about your very own bureaucracy to the world! (Please note: NATAPROBU does not condone hate speech, the denegration of any person or class or persons, and reserves the right to suspend blogs at any time without notice.)
A NATAPROBU.org professional email account and address -- your_name_here@NATAPROBU.org -- featuring built-in delayed delivery functionality (perfect for a bureaucrat!), 256-bit encryption mode (so the boss can't read all the personal email you send on the job), integrated greeting cards (so you can send your mom a Valentines card without leaving your seat), and a whopping 100MB of space (with the amount of effort you put into your job, will you really need more?).
The right to vote in NATAPROBU elections! (Now this is really cool!)
A one-time discount on green fees up to the amount of your membership cost for any NATAPROBU charity golf tournament you take part in!
Access to the exclusive NATAPROBU Members Forum! (Where you can mumble all you want with other probus!)
Automatic entry into a drawing for prizes, just for becoming a member!
The right to say you are an official NATAPROBU member! (Woohoo!)
Free and optional subscription to "The Bureacrat Times," NATAPROBU's official news "bulog" that is sometimes if ever updated!
The knowledge that part of your purchase price goes to support the Wounded Warrior Project and other worthy charities!
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